Showing posts with label giveaway. Show all posts
Showing posts with label giveaway. Show all posts

30 April 2010

A Groovy BlogMania Giveaway - TODAY ONLY!!!

Welcome to Groovy blog 92 of 123 in the incredible Blogmania giveaway craziness.

I'll keep it short so you can get to all those other amazing Bloggy Giveaways.

What Groovy prizes am I giving away?

'Tis a wonderful Writer's Fun Package of Goodness!



The package includes:
-A 4 pack of fun, colorful pens
-6 fabulous highlighters
-A pack of sugarless gum to keep you from noshing while you write
-A bar of delicious dark chocolate in case you decide to nosh anyway ;-)
-2 emory boards so your nails don't go click, click, click when you type (I HATE that!)
-some hand lotion so those hardworking hands can be pampered
-A pretty notepad for your poetic inspirations or notes to your mother/sweetheart/child/friend/coworker/enemy/self/dog/cat/doctor/lawyer/mailman

AND, my favorite..........

-A totally groovy RECYCLED notebook with dividers and pockets and lots of blank pages that are begging to be filled with your writing genius. It's small enough to carry along on outings and big enough to hold a novella.

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How can you win it?

Well, if you're a U.S. resident (Sorry, I'm cheap and international postage is expensive!):

Just leave a comment by midnight EST tonight (April 30) using all the following words used in a creative sentence or paragraph:

1. laptop
2. hamster
3. groovy
4. toilet paper

That's it - oh, and leave a way for me to contact you if you win!

And if you want more chances to win, leave more, separate comments using the words in a different sentence/paragraph. You can write as much as you want and enter as many times as you'd like. HAVE FUN! After you leave your creative comment(s), then move on to the other blogs for more chances to win fancy stuff! You might want to try these blogs next:







Blog #98 - Bertram's Blog




Tomorrow, being the mediocre blogger that I am, I will literally put your comments in a bowl and then literally have one of my daughters pull out the comment. I'll post the winner by NOON.

Good Luck!

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And, before you run off, don't forget to support the American Lung Association of Maine by making a pledge to Mulletman's ride for the Trek Across Maine. His fundraising link is in my sidebar - your contributions are tax deductable and MUCH appreciated by this asthmatic blogger!

19 April 2010

In Which Groovy is Very Excited to Actually be Having a GIVEAWAY!!!!

Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy!

I am SO excited!

I finished my scavanging shopping and found many groovy items to include in my prize package. Are you ready? Here it is!


The package includes:
-A 4 pack of fun, colorful pens
-6 fabulous highlighters
-A pack of sugarless gum to keep you from noshing while you write
-A bar of delicious dark chocolate in case you decide to nosh anyway ;-)
-2 emory boards so your nails don't go click, click, click when you type (I HATE that!)
-some hand lotion so those hardworking hands can be pampered
-A pretty notepad for your poetic inspirations or notes to your mother/sweetheart/child/friend/coworker/enemy/self/dog/cat/doctor/lawyer/mailman

AND, my favorite..........

-A totally groovy RECYCLED notebook with dividers and pockets and lots of blank pages that are begging to be filled with your writing genius. It's small enough to carry along on outings and big enough to hold a novella.

I know I said something about a "basket", but I got to thinking about postage and all and decided the bulk would not conducive to "cheap", which I am - Groovy and Cheap!

This package will only be available to U.S. residents. (See the previous paragraph).

How can you win? Well, check out the http://betweenthelinesandmore.blogspot.com/2010/04/blogmania-early-bird-check-list.html and then be back here as early as you can on Friday, April 30 to see my entry rules. They'll be short and sweet and Groovy. I promise!

heh-heh-heh

No, I didn't mean anything by that conniving snicker...

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In other bloggy news, most of you know that every so often I get roped into teaching highschool science to homeschooled kiddos. This year I am teaching biology labs to 8 students. It's been a wonderful class! Last week we finally dissected frogs. It went beautifully. The specimens were actually fairly decent and we were able to locate all the body parts.

Of course, some of the students had difficulty labeling said parts (You can double click the photo to read my student's labels):


Many thanks to Joel for his creative, but misguided work!


25 September 2008

Would You Care for a Spot o'Tea?

Looky, looky what Sherry of Edie Marie's Attic is giving away in honor of her 100th post! You could be the winner of a beautiful vintage teacup and saucer!



Go check it out! (But don't actually enter, because you'll dilute MY chances of winning. This would make me very sad because Groovy is a fool for good tea in a fancy teacup!)


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15 July 2008

In Vich Groovy (of de berrry bad VBS accent) hass De Oatmeal Giffavay

If you comment on dis post, Groovy vill enter you in da Giffavay for de 3 gallons uf leftober prepared oatmeal from VBS. It is good for de body. Jah? Uf course Jah!


Mmmmmmm. And it iss so tasty too!


Tomorrow's lesson in VBS is on how Jesus giffs us courage. You vill NEED courage for dis giffavay, especially since Groovy vants you to pay de postage!

Jah? Uf course jah!

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Vell, OK, you can comment vidout entering the drawing...but you must tell Groovy vhy you are not vanting all dis yummy oatmeal!

26 April 2008

Sore Muscles and a Satisfied Smile (and a Heads-Up for a Giveaway)

The garden calls
Sun beaming cheerfully
Birds twittering rougishly
Breeze wafting playfully

I'll only go out for an hour
Just an hour
To clear some of the weeds from the front garden

But the soil sings to me
The rocks charm me
The insects fascinate me
Worms tickle me

There's a bee!
Tulips!
Oh, the mini roses are budding!
Joy in a microcosm of dirt and sweat

The lilacs need a trim
I curse the dandelions
Lovingly prop the peonies
Haul rocks - BIG rocks - and place them
in just the right spot
I'm an artist and the earth is my canvas

The kids start calling
hunting for me
We thought you said you'd be in the front garden
I'm in the back
We're hungry!
I've forgotten the time

One hour stretched to almost four
Duties forgotten in the pleasure of the soil
The call of the garden
Goodness, I'll be sore tomorrow!

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Hey Ho, Internetty Friend 'O Mine!

I just found an awesome blog where you can win a gorgeous, handmade quilt! Go there immediately and enter for YOUR chance!!

Be sure you tell 'em that groovyoldlady sent you!!!

10 January 2008

McCraziness and A CONTEST!

After my doctor appointment yesterday, we took the girlies to McFastfood so they could have ice cream and play.

I've been a little leary of the McPlayland ever since our horrifying bout with headlice, but they've been there a couple times since with no repurcussions (not to mention that they were there like, a thousand times BEFORE they ever had any problems).

I wasn't feeling too swift, so I remained firmly in my hard red and yellow chair, nursing my cup of Newman's Own coffee, but Mulletman swung his tall, lanky frame up into the play tower. As he was climbing up the steps he found himself face to face with a three year-old cutie named Logan.

Mm smiled, "Well hello there little person!"

Little person beamed with his whole body and shouted, "I'M WOGAN! AND I'M CWIMBIN'!!!!!"

Apparently, the last time "Wogan" had been to the playland, he'd needed his Papa's help to climb up into the tower, but now he'd mastered the art of DOING IT ALL BY HIMSELF!

While I was chatting with Logan's grandparents I felt a weird warmth come over me. Suddenly my telepathic powers swelled and I became what I have always dreamed of becoming - a powerful space alien! On the planet Argonia, I was given the choice commission of coming to Earth undercover as a simple stay-at-home mom in Maine. Once I established myself here in the community, my assignment was to kidnap a variety of humans and bring them back to the Argonian council.

Right there, in that nasty, lice-infested (probably) Mcfastfood play area, I knew the time had come; No more pretending! I spotted a tall, lean man with long curly hair darting about in the upper reaches of McFortress. Clearly he was trying to hide from me. However, his feeble attempts to escape detection were no match for my Argonian perceptions.

I followed his movements with my mighty mind until he emerged near the McCar. There I pointed my finger at him and ZAP, a direct hit! A look of stunned surprise encompassed his face as he fell to the mat yelling out something about "a deathray". Foolish human, I only use the deathray for obnoxious salespeople! No, this was my mind command laser. The McMulletman was now in my complete control. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I forced him to expose his two stealthy, feminine McCohorts. They moved so quickly and stealthily on their own, that it was difficult for me to target them without assistance. I had the McMulletman bring them, one by one, into the open area and distract them by tickling them. My planned worked! I was able to strike with no resistance on their part.

I commanded them to come down, all the while maintaining my cool front with Logan's family. Coats on, shoes on - they obeyed me cheerfully. It looked just like one of those mom-is-tired-of-McFastfood-and-is-ready-to-leave scenarios. No one suspected a thing! I needed to get them out of the McFastfood and into my Mercury before the kitchen microwaves disrupted my superior control. At my bidding, the prisoners left the building and climbed into the vehicle, totally clueless to their fate.

I secured them into the vehicle with my Manacles of doom. Now there was no escape!

I obliged them to drive me back to earth base. There they slaved for me, cleaning bathrooms until I called them into the torture chamber and forced them all to eat the tasty meal I had prepared. Two bites of my cleverly disguised Buffet Chicken Casserole and they all realized the truth: I was indeed trying to kill them.

One by one they wilted at the table, and I was able to transport to Argonia to be my slaves forever.

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I am not having a contest. This is because I have nothing that I want to give away right now, except maybe some leftover (LOTS of leftover) Buffet Chicken Casserole. Instead, I shall point you toward this mixer giveaway:

A Cowboy’s Wife is having a contest on her food blog! You can win aHamilton Beach® 4.5-qt. Eclectrics Stand Mixer and she’ll ship anywhere so everyone is eligible!

The Prize:
311380

The winner will receive a brand new Hamilton Beach® 4.5-qt. Eclectrics Stand Mixer, Pineapple Yellow!!

About the mixer:

From Hamilton Beach’s “Eclectrics” line, this all-metal stand mixer comes with a host of accessories - a Flat Beater for cakes and cookies, a Dough Hook for bread and a Wire Whisk for whipped cream or pudding. The 4.5-qt. stainless steel bowl comes with a Pouring Shield that helps prevent splattering while in operation. The pouring shield has a built-in chute for adding ingredients. Powered by 400 watts, the stand mixer has a two-way mixing action to ensure all ingredients are incorporated into the mix. The quick-release, tilt-up head assists when removing the bowl. 9 x 14 x 14-in. When you’re ready for a kitchen re-do, don’t call in the carpenters! Instead, “counterscape” your kitchen with Hamilton Beach’s retro-designed, affordably priced electrics in happy, sun-saturated colors. Their “Eclectrics” line includes updates to those classic appliances from the 1950s. All of their “Eclectrics” are available in six colors: Apple Green, Moroccan Red, Pineapple Yellow, Intrigue Blue, Sugar White and Licorice Black.

27 November 2007

Another MeMe and...A...GIVEAWAY!!!!

Did I tell you I'd write a real post today?

Well, this IS a real post. (Sort of.) I men, what could be better than another free GIVEAWAY and another MeMe - because no matter how much you unearth about me, there's always more.

First of all, my sweet friend Karen tagged me a coupla weeks ago for a MeMe. Here ya go, Karen:

Total Number of Books on my Bookshelves: OK, believe it or not I actually counted them.

This would be because I am nuts.

I have 623 books, not counting my cookbooks. I probably have, oh, 30 or so of those. I also did not count all the books of music and hymn books. Approximately 500 of our tomes are "school" books. That is, they are classic fiction or they are non-fiction and biographies. Most of the other books are non-fiction; Bible study or "how to" or inspirational. If I want some non-classic fiction, I go to the library.



The Last Book I Read: You mean that I finished? Contrarian's Guide to Knowing God (Spirituality for the rest of us) by Larry Osborne. Osborne has written an awesome book reminding us that Christianity is not a cookie-cutter religion. He points out many areas of FALSE guilt (a topic dear to my heart) that result from HUMAN expectations and demands as opposed to God-given mandates. Good stuff, this!

I am currently STILL reading Having a Mary Heart in a Martha World by Joanna Weaver. I love this book and plan to go back through it in January using the accompanying Bible study in the back. The only reason it has taken me so long to read it is that I am typically a speed reader. This means most of the time I glean the crux of a chapter and zip on to the next. Unfortunately, this means I leave alot of meat on the bones. I miss details and nuances. This book is SO intriguing that I am forcing myself to go through it slowly, reading and rereading so that I don't miss one ounce of nourishment!

I'm also in the midst of The Complete Short Stories of Mark Twain which has me on a roller coaster. Some of his stories are fabulous, but others are in dire need of some editing! (Yes, Groovy would presume to tell Samuel Clemmons how to write better - in certain cases.)

My favorite toilet reading (C'mon, admit it, you do it too) is Voices of the Faithful a devotional book compiled by Beth Moore. It features daily stories and devotions written by foreign missionaries.

I read and/or study The Bible on most days, as well. I am quite partial to doing inductive studies in the New American Standard Version.



Last Book Bought: Oooo. Tough one. Hmmmmm. I rarely buy books. (You can stop looking for that lightening bolt because I AM NOT lying!) Seriously, I mostly buy school books for the girls. The others I pick up for 25¢ at the library or a yard sale. Occasionally I order a book or two online for a specific purpose.

Ok, after going through my overstuffed "mail-order" file on my email program, I see that we paid actual money to order The One Year Book of Devotions For Kids from CBH (Children's Bible Hour) Ministries.

By the way, I cleaned out that email file while I was there!

Five Meaningful Books: I'm trying to decide what "meaningful" means. If it means the 5 books I'd try to save in case of fire or the 5 books I'd keep if Mulletman made a wild sweep of the house (which he's been known to do) and he'd only let me keep five, it would be these:

1. My Bible. It is my source of life and strength and wisdom. I literally could not live without it!

2. My Tolkien books because I can "do" all the voices and because I have so many memories connected to reading them aloud to Scout and Funsocksgirl. We read the entire 4 book series THREE TIMES aloud at an average of 1 hour per chapter.

3. My Bird and my Wildflower Identification books I use these 2 (I am cheating by calling them 1 book) field guides ALL THE TIME. They are my absolute favorite "look it up" books.

4. Your Home and You This is a circa 1960 home-ec textbook for high school students. I got it when I was in the second grade and my mom wrote my name and address in the front - even our phone number. It's still in excellent condition even though I have read it numerous times. I even used it as a jumping off point for Funsocksgirl's home-ec experiences. The photos and captions are hilariously out of date. I love this book!

It's sentimental value to me is even more amazing when you consider that I absolutely REFUSED to take home-ec in Jr. High or High School. I went for wrestling and weightlifting instead (yes, really). Ironically, I grew up to be a homemaker. I cook, clean, sew, craft, decorate, shop and teach - and I love it!

Go figure, eh?

5. A Treasury of Great Recipes by Mary and Vincent Price: Copyright 1965. This would be, yes, Vincent Price the actor.

Price has a wonderfully engaging writing style. Apparently he and Mary were quite the epicures. They were also filthy stinking rich, so they traveled all over the world and ate, quite literally, at all the best restaurants. This book is a compilation of menus from those restaurants along with some of the recipes. Each restaurant and each recipe is accompanied by pithy, entertaining stories and details and cooking hints. The book is also full of color photos of the eating establishments and of Mary's and Vince's presentation of the foods in their own gorgeous home.

This is the book that set my sights toward staying at the Wayside Inn for our 25th wedding anniversary which you can read about Here and Here.

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And Now, Announcing ANOTHER GROOVY GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks to a wonderful suggestion by Connie at Cleveland Girlie, I have decided to do a Pay it Forward Giveaway.

I will send a handmade gift to the first 2 people who leave a comment on my blog requesting to join this PIF exchange. The only thing you have to do in return is Pay it Forward by making the same promise on your blog. I have a really cute little craft ready to go, so get busy - comment and then PAY IT FORWARD!

10 November 2007

This Pink is Weirding Me Out

I'm serious. What is it with women and pink? I asked Mrs. Groovy if I could de-pink it, but she wouldn't hear of it. I mean, it's kind of embarassing for me to even write here. What if the guys find out, you know?

Oh well, she promised me cookies if I'd write this post for her. I think that's really just a ploy to keep me out of her birthday brownies, but they're gonna be molasses cookies; I'm a sucker for molasses cookies.

Besides, if I'm here doing good deeds, then it'll be all the longer before my Mom finds out about the kitchen. She's gonna be pretty ripped when she sees the mess I made! Maybe if I make this post "groovy" enough, Mrs. Groovy will write me out of my dilemma.

OK. Here goes:

First of all I'm s'posed to remind all you people that Mrs. Groovy is having a Groovy Giveaway. Just click the link to find out more and to sign up for your chance to win some dorky looking terrific book. Trust me, you don't want to pass this one by.

Ahem.

Anyway, she wants you all to know that she's written 7,888 words in my story. Frankly she got bogged down as to how to get my mom out of the house after the fire, so she just wrote:

She was depressed. And late to work. Bummer. Save the sauce, she'll buy more noodles later. leave the spot alone. She'll clean it up tomorrow.

She highlighted that part in PINK (gag) - I think cause she's gonna come back to it or something - and then skipped on to what actually, you know, happened when I tried to be the nice son and clean up the spot myself.

Now I'm in deep kimchi!

Hey, now that I have a little time to look around here, I like this place. I mean, this house is HUGE. Not like the podunk little trailer that Mom and I live in. Maybe we could move in with the Groovy's...

She's shaking her head no - something about having "other plans" for me and Mom. Who's she think she is? God or something?

Hey look, I gotta go. I just spotted Dina Swanson riding her bike down the road and I gotta get my binoculars...No, wait. That's not her. It's just my new nextdoor neighbor Lydia. She's one of the sisters living in that homeschooling/cult/orphanage place.

Man, she lit outa there like geyser. I wonder where she's going so fast? Maybe it's time for me to test out Gabe's repair work on MY bike.

Catch ya later!



Hmmm. Thanks Jason. That was...special.

09 November 2007

It's a Groovy Giveaway!!!!

What else would you expect?

And just what is Groovy giving away?

This book:


No, the real book is not written backwards. It only LOOKS backwards in the photo because my camera is on the fritz and I had to use Photo Booth to take the pic.

The book is:

I'm Dreaming of Some White Chocolate by Rhonda Rhea and it promises Christmas Reflections with a little holly & a lot of jolly.

Personally, I am dreaming of DARK chocolate, so I'm going to pass this one on to one of my groovy readers.

If you'd like a chance at winning the book, just leave a comment on THIS post. I'll announce the winner next Friday, November 16.

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I'm only up to 6,740 words this morning. So I need to get back to my typing. Jason WILL be back. Right now he's busy helping his mom clean the soot from the kitchen fire off the ceiling.