Showing posts with label lots of randomness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lots of randomness. Show all posts

24 June 2010

Oh So Random...



Well, we're back from the Trek Across Maine, but I'm off to an all weekend 4-H camping, goating thingy in a couple of hours. So, I'll take advantage of this offer from my friendMarianne.

She has challenged her readers to post one random fact about themselves on her comment section, then six more things on their own blog. So I'm in. If you want to play, just do the same; Post one random fact about yourself in my Comments and six more on your blog.

OK...Here's my six random hooeys.

1. There are supposed to be BIG thunderstorms this afternoon. My husband has called twice AND left me a note to remind me to check the weather and be careful and don't camp if it's bad and yadda, yadda, yadda. Problem is.......I LOVE THUNDERSTORMS! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

2. I am on a quest to get to the highest fitness level I've ever been in. My bucket list for the next year includes peaking Mt. Katahdin, rapelling next month, a 50 mile group ride in July, speed walking a 1/2 marathon in November, FINISHING the Trek Across Maine next summer and ALWAYS being ready for a Search and Rescue call. This means LOTS of cardio and weight lifting!

3. I try to eat 1/4 cup of chocolate chips every day. :-D

4. I never apologize when I kill a Japanese beetle. (I'm just sayin'...)

5. One of my greatest daily joys (besides chocolate chips) is watching all the birds on my feeders.

6. I'm not terribly fond of t-shirts, but they seem to breed in my drawers. I have WAAAAAAAAY too many, but feel guilty getting rid of them because they all commemorate a ministry or sports event that I participated in.

OK...Your turn. I've got to get off this computer and go find my lightning rod.

BWA-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!


18 August 2008

Sing With Me Now: MeMeMeMeMe...

...Never mind, I'll sing solo!

:O

My sweet friend Susan, of Penless Thoughts, tagged me to sing to you.

About myself.

'Cause it's a MeMe.

Yeah.

Here are the rules of the game:

1. Link to the person who tagged you.

2. Post the rules on your blog.

3. List 6 random facts about yourself.

4. Tag 6 people at the end of your post.

5. Let each person know they have been tagged by commenting on their blog.

6. Let the tagger know the entry is posted on your blog.

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Random Fact #1: Well now, the very first random fact I'll share with you is that Groovy always changes the rules - don't even ask me about Monopoly! - so I absolutely refuse to tag anyone. But if you choose to play, please DO let me know so I can go read all your fine and creative answers.

And before I go on, I'd like to say that I've suddenly had a spelling epiphany. So many people confuse the spellings of "lose" and "loose". I have no difficulty with these two (however, trust me when I tell you that there are other words I ALWAYS have to look up!), but just as I typed that last paragraph, I realized why those two words are such bugaboos.

"Choose" with 2 oohs in the center is pronounced just like "lose" which has only one. Ah, only in English, eh?


Random Fact #2: I am surrounded by helpful Grandmothers. No. really. I am.

Surrounded.

You see, we don't watch tv and we rarely listen to the radio. Our news input consists of listening to National Public Radio about 15 minutes in the morning twice a week.

Consequently, both Grammy (Mulletman's mom who lives in an apartment attached to our house) and GrammaJ (Groovy's mom who lives nearby) have appointed themselves the task of keeping us up to date on ALL THE LATEST TERRIFYING NEWS. That's right, folks. They are so frightened that our ignorance will kill us that they cut articles out of the paper and tape news programs from the television. If the grandmothers had their way we'd never eat spinach, sliced lemons, or tomatoes. We'd get rid of all our plastic and we'd all be taking 47 supplements twice a day. You can also be sure that all our tea would be green and our cranberries would be raw.

In fact, just today in the car on the way to buy fabulous deals at Marden's (Please, oh please make sure your sound is on!) our conversation went something like this:

GrammaJ: I purposely watched the weather this morning. I don't watch it every day, but this is a special week and I wanted to make sure we'd have good weather for ALL THE FUN with Funsocksgirl and the J-Man while they're here! Anyway, after a little rain today this eveing - there's a cold front coming through - it's supposed to be PERFECT ALL WEEK. So we can play that miniature golf and eat Gifford's ice cream on Friday and on Saturday I can babysit the girlies while you and the big kids (the big kids are 27 and almost 25) go to http://www.americanfolkfestival.com/ you're going to.

Speaking of ice cream, I'll need to get some when we go to Walmart.

Groovy: Didn't you just buy ice cream?

GrammaJ: Oh, that was a week ago!

Groovy: Um, that was this past Friday morning. That'd be 3 days ago...

GrammaJ: So, did you hear about that 12 year-old boy in Maine who got his arm ripped off by an alligator?

Groovy: Huh? In Maine?

GrammaJ: Oh yes. I saw it just this morning on Channel 5. That's the LOCAL station, you know. This boy went swimming in a supposedly "safe" lake and this gigantic alligator just ripped his arm right off. It was awful!

Groovy: In Maine? Are you SURE? There are no gators in Maine, Mom.

GrammaJ: I told you, it was right there on the news! I wanted to make sure you knew because sometimes you and Mulletman (why doesn't that man get a haircut?) and the girls go swimming or canoing. I just want you to be VERY CAREFUL when you do. I mean, how would you feel if an alligator chewed up one of your babies?



Anyhoo, the story sounded a wee bit fishy (reptilian?) to me because folks, THERE ARE NO ALLIGATORS IN MAINE. But hey, my mother saw it on the news, so it must be true. Maybe someone kept one as a pet and when it got too big they let it loose (or 'lose', take your pick). It's possible. Though it would only be able to live one summer up here before it crossed over to wherever gators cross over to.

Needless to say, being the scholar that I am, I immediately came home and looked the incident up. This is the ONLY story I could find that came close...and now I've got some news for GrammaJ; Lousiana is a fer piece from Maine!

Random Fact #3: I am more nervous about getting skin cancer than getting breast cancer. This is because I have more freckles and moles than breasts.

Random Fact #4: No matter how hard I try, I absolutely CANNOT keep any geographical details in my head. I cannot remember routes we have taken, where most states are located (except in a vague general direction sort of way), or where most countries are located. I usually CAN tell you which continent they're on, but that's as close as I get.

Random Fact #5: I hate making the bed. I don't mean the kind of bedmaking one does first thing in the morning. That doesn't bother me at all. We always make our bed and insist that the girls do too. It just makes things feel so much cleaner and more orderly.

It's the redressing of the bed after washing the sheets. I can't even put my finger on why I despise it so, yet I ALWAYS put off resheeting the bed until it's bedtime and then I have to rush to do it because I procrastinated and then I'm even crankier than ever.

Thankfully, the girlies are almost big enough to handle fitted sheets and hospital corners, then I'll be back to only dreading one bed.

Random Fact #6: I know some of you know this, but many do not: I love rocks. I love, Love, LOVE rocks!

I do not know, nor do I care, what KIND of rocks they are. I am not a junior geologist. I just adore the look of them, the shape, the feel. It's like they have character and personality. And sometimes they darn near talk to me. Seriously!

I border every garden in my yard with rocks. I have a rock garden. See? There's definitely some crabgrass in the driveway (that's OK, I have rocks in the grassway too!), but most of the green you see in the rock garden are lipstick strawberries, violets, or random pansies.





I have baskets of smaller rocks in my house. When my friends or family travel to the far reaches of the universe I ask them to not buy me gifts. Instead, I request rocks. Currently I have rocks from Loch Ness, the Garden of Gethsemane, Russia, Haiti, maybe Mexico (FSG, did you bring me a rock from Mexico? Hmmmmmm?) and every campground the fam and I have stayed at. We rarely, if ever, return home from a trip without several rocks.

Here's the Loch Ness Rockster, compliments of Notcon4med.


Also, when I get to go away on any sort of spiritual retreat, I always ask the Lord to distill all the singing and teaching down to one area where He wants to work in my life. After he makes this clear to me, I search for the perfect rock. I bring the rock home and look up the subject in my Greek Interlinear Bible and I paint the date and the subject in Greek on the rock. I know one year the topic was "suffering" and another it was "trusting".



Of course, a year or two later I can't remember what the Greek says, but I still think it's a cool idea!

So there ya go, some Groovy randomness to think about over the course of the next coupla days. I may not post for a few because Funsocksgirl and the J-Man will be here tomorrow eveing. They're celebrating their 2nd anniversary tomorrow! And coming to visit US! On their anniversary!

No, they're not really weird (well, they ARE, but not because they're coming to visit family on their anniversary). See, the folks - Gramps and Grammy are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary this Thursday and the grandkids wanted to be here to help congratulate them.

Cool, eh?

Now I'm off to clean and to wrap surprises and make a romantic cake.

I promise lots of stories once it's all over!

15 December 2007

Neurons are Firing and the Thoughts are Random

A Recent Conversation:

Silly-Head: (with great vehemence) I HATE Christmas!

Groovy Mom Goodness! Why in the world do you suddenly hate Christmas?

Silly-Head: Because all the cups look the same!!

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Hmmm. Maybe she's right!

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I went shopping today.

On a Saturday.

On the next to last Saturday before Christmas.

On a Saturday before a predicted hugely bad winter storm.

What was I thinking??!!

Actually, it wasn't that bad. We went to the Mart first to buy odds and ends. At 9am it was already packed, but folks weren't too cranky yet because it was still early. I knew beforehand that it was going to be insane, so I just decided that I absolutely would NOT complain, whine, or grump at anyone. Instead I got things down for people, helped them find what they were looking for, smiled and laughed alot (usually at myself). You know what? If you are cheerful and kind and polite it does much to encourage other folks to be the same way.

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My Mom just gave us her autoharp. I have wanted an autoharp for years and years and YEARS. I'm am incredibly tickled to have it!! She can't play it because she has some serious problems with her hands and can't hold a pick. I'm gonna tune it up so we can strum through lots of Christmas songs on Christmas Day with her!

Joy to the world, the Lord is come...

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I finally mailed the Christmas packages this morning. Plan A was to mail them Thursday, but we couldn't because we didn't have a box the right size for Scout's gifts and because GrammaJ wanted to make her peanut butter potato candy to send to him and Funsocksgirl. She has to make it here because she needs a mixer to do it and she wasn't coming over until Friday morning.

Plan B was to mail the packages friday afternoon. GrammaJ had a box that could be cut to size and her candy would be done. We got the candy made and everything packed up but then the hospital called. They wanted Silly-Head in to get her stitiches out. NOW. Apparently we were wrong in thinking they weren'r sposed to come out until Saturday. Mulletman ran out with the packages fully intending to mail them after the hospital run. But it was a HOSPITAL run, you know what I'm saying? They didn't get out of the E.R. until after supper time!

By the way, we still haven't figured out why she had to go to the E.R. to have her stitiches removed. It seems like it would be cheaper and easier to just take her to our family practicioner, but then we're just clueless peons.

Anyhoo, I DID get them mailed this morning after waiting in line behind 47,000 other last minute package mailers. So never fear, presents are on the way!

Except for the 3 sweet folks in the Ornament Exchange and the Pay-it-Forward promotions. I WOULD have mailed yours today except that your homemade (with love!) gifts are still only 2/3 made.

I bow my head in shame.

I will hopefully make good use of being snowed in and will get them done and in the mail by Monday or Tuesday.

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Speaking of gifts, looky here what Michelle made and sent to me. Ain't she sweet!!??

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Speaking of snow. Mr. Snowblower has been a real bugger. Remember this post? Well, after all that hard work and a proper breakfast and Blogger rant, I went back down and tried again (and again and again). Mr. Snowblower refused to cooperate. I kicked him three or four times and then grabbed the shovel. I shoveled out the plow line at the end of the driveway. If I didn't shovel it, it would pack down and become a horrible, immovable wall of ice that must be overcome by my van. Not likely. I shoveled for a stinking hour. I was hot, sweaty, and dizzily exhausted. My arms and back were so muscle-fatigued that I was trembling. On the way back in the house I gave ole Mr. Snowblower one last pull.

He roared to life.

I was too pooped to do the whole drive, but I did enough that we could get in and out. Mulletman finished it the next day. Mr. Snowblower started on, you guessed it, the first pull.

Mulletman: I'm not having any trouble with it at all. Are you sure you had the choke on?

Groovy: The red thingy was all the way to the right.

Mulletman: Are you sure you had the throttle on?

Groovy: That red thingy was all the way up.

Mulletman: Hmmm. Did you prime it three times?

Groovy: Three times. I KNOW how to start the stupid snowblower. I know just what to do. He just doesn't like me!

Mulletman: He?

Groovy: He and I have a complicated relationship. You wouldn't understand.

Mulletman: He?

Groovy: Never mind.

We another, smaller storm a couple of days ago. Mullletman called me down to the garage. he wanted to watch me try to start Mr. Snowblower so he could see what I'm doing wrong.

Groovy: He's going to start on the first pull if you're standing there. He likes you!

Mulletman: rolls his eyes

Groovy puts one red thingy up, the other red thingy all the way to the right. She primes the engine three times. Mr. Snowblower starts on one pull. Mulletman laughs.

Stupid snowblower!