Well folks, I'll have you know that Maine is no place to come if you want relief from wild and creepy dangers. We have blackflies that will either suck you dry or make you totally insane. We have mosquitoes that carry Equine Encephalitis and West Nile Virus, We have ticks that carry Lyme Disease. We have garter snakes that hide in cars and terrify men with mullets. We have evil woodpeckers of destruction. And we have abundant deer, moose, and turkey populations that will randomly leap out in front of your vehicle and try to make you and your loved ones into a road casualty statistic.
Oh yes, we have all that and more. This week, in fact, things turned quite ugly and war was declared when I saw one of these evil denizens of doom:
What? You would never dream of considering an adorable aphid eating ladybug an enemy? Well, neither would I until I followed the little fellow into our livingroom and saw dozens of them. DOZENS of dozens of them!
They were on the walls, on the ceiling, on the windows, on the curtains, on the door. They were making little adventurous excursions into the bedrooms and upstairs to the music room and guest room. They were hovering around the light and, after a few moments, landing on my shirt and neck and hair.
Oh yes, they were.
Little bugs. EVERYWHERE!
Now, in general, I love ladybugs as much as anyone. They are pretty (for a bug) and I know that they are a boon to the garden. I've even cheered for them as they ate the apids on my sunflowers. But this. was. INSANE. They were trying to take over!!
I hollered for my husband. He came in and said, "Wow, that's a buncha ladybugs. You want me to get you the ShopVac?"
[IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE: That's not what he was supposed to say. He was supposed to say, "Don't worry, Dear. I'll take care of this!" Then he was supposed to rush to my rescue. Yeah...]
So he brought me the ShopVac and I started vacuuming. And I vacuumed and vacuumed and vacuumed AND VACUUMED! (Why does the word "vacuum" have 2 U's in a row?)
[ANOTHER IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE: Ok admit it, some of you are horrified that I would suck such cute, adorable and beneficial insects into the oblivion of the vacuum's interior. Look at it this way - BETTER THEM THAN ME! No, seriously. I have no aphids on my houseplants. None. In other words, I have no food for a ladybug in my home. They all would have starved to death. So think of it as a mercy killing. I was putting them out of
I took the curtains down and shook them and vacuumed them. I vacuumed furniture and walls and ceilings and lights and my jacket and Silly-Head (she got in my way). And yet they kept coming. The more I vacuumed, the more there seemed to be.
Especially at the top of the door.
That's when I noticed that seal around the front door was woefully inadequate. We've been working on the house all stinkin' summer long and one of the tasks yet to be completed is replacing that seal. (One that needs to be done soon considering that the heat is on and THE LADYBUGS ARE COMING IN and all.)
I hollered for my husband. He came in and said, "Yeah, I need to pick up a seal from the store sometime."
[IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE: That's not what he was supposed to say. He was supposed to immediately cry out, "Alas! I have failed! I should have taken care of that sooner! Please forgive me!!" Then he was supposed to come up with a swift and sure temporary way to seal the openings around the door and stem the invasion. Yeah...]
So I got out some masking tape and took care of it.
Problem solved! Now all I had to do was mercilessly hunt down the stragglers and Vroooooom, they were gone too. Next, I took Mr. ShopVac outside. I was going to - kind person that I am - let the little buggies go now that I had blocked their entrance to my home. Alas, they apparently all choked to death on all the flotsam and jetsam of the Vac's innards. 'Cause, honey, they weren't moving!
So I dumped out the Vac, rinsed it, cleaned the nasty, NASTY filter, and set it all out in the sun to dry.
Mulletman was so pleased! He said after it all dried he buff it up with some ArmorAll and life would be beautiful!
I was just glad the invasion was over. And, let's not forget that many insect species consider us the invaders...