However, JC Penny's does seem to be doing their best to make it easy for those of us with maternal yearnings. Check out this sale!
Heh-heh-heh...
NOTE: This is all in a stupid attempt at humor at the expense of JC Penny's. Groovy in NO WAY condones the sale or abuse of children - and Penny's doesn't either. They were actually selling Carter's clothing.
5 comments:
Cute! When you get those urges, just ask somebody for their baby overnight!
Wait, you mean I CAN'T get a baby at Penney's? Dang, I guess I should cancel my order then.
I have an obsession with buying baby clothes and I have no baby in my life. When I go to clothes shops I idyll in the baby section. I've been trying to get women in my village to make a group where we buy baby clothes and give them away to a charity. No one wants to join my club (addiction). :(
Cheaper by the dozen? Heh heh. I hear you with the pregnancy aches and pains. A baby for ten bucks doesn't sound so bad compared to 40 weeks of that. ;)
Why don't you adopt a doggy? That way you can satisfy your baby urges and help save a life. You can even put diapers on your puppy.
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