A. My brain is mush.
B. I have company (Three cheers for Notcon4med and family!)
C. I'm emotionally exhausted from dealing with a whiny child and a high miantenance
D. My muse is on vacation.
E. I have no chocolate to inspire me.
F. Too many dishes to do!
G. I'm in the middle of planning food and fun for next week while simultaneously enjoying this week.
H. I'm wicked tired...
I. I'm not wearing my happy underwear.
J. It's hard to type coherently whilst also listening to Adventures in Odyssey over and over and over again. (I love me some Eugene Meltzner!)
K. I need to trim my nails 'cause they're clicking annoyingly on the keyboard.
L. I'm reliving our visit earlier today with Jenn (with 2 Ns).
M. I'm too busy pondering why I'm an American slug who only knows one language.
N. I've been playing on Facebook.
O. I don't have time to post here now because I tried to find one particular Saturday Night Live clip and ended watching several other clips and laughing 'til I cried. (I never did find the video I sought.)
P. I'm too distraught over the lack of decent presidential candidates.
Q. I'm all off kilter; the folks only gave me half the Sunday paper yesterday!
R. It was cloudy today. Again.
S. I've been overeating and I feel rather...irregular (Shut up, Funsocksgirl!)
T. I'm reliving the Cold War. (with the Soviets, not with my nose)
U. I blew up one too many air mattresses today!
V. It's almost time to put the girls to bed.
W. My tap water tastes and smells awful (too much manganese), so it's hard to sit still.
X. Mulletman will be home in 15 minutes.
Y. I've got 2 itchy bug bites.
Z. I wasted my time writing all these excuses.