I'm way behind, but I've been plugging away.
I'm about to cross the 10,000 word threshhold and I have just discovered that JASON'S MOM HAS A BOYFRIEND. Who'd a thunk it? Certainly not poor, unsuspecting Jason.
Her last 3 fellas ran a dead heat for the Loser-of-the-World trophy. Will this guy be any different?
I'll let you know when I find out!