14 May 2007

Some Dieting Help...

We're having a tremendously busy week. So for your dieting edification, I am posting this marvelous advice I got via email. I'll be implementing it as soon as Silly-Head's birthday cake is gone AND the M&Ms I got for Mother's Day AND the ice cream in the freezer AND...

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ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walka pasta da bakery.

2.. You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND....


CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you!

12 comments:

Penless Thoughts said...

Oh I'm doomed.....because I'm not bi-lingual. Unless piglatin counts!
Susan

Dawn said...

Too funny!!! I am struggling with the most weight I've had on this body of mine in my entire life. But I am working on it once again. YUCK!!!

Tammy said...

Too funny! :)

Hope your Mother's Day was a nice one! (I got M&Ms for Mother's Day, too!) :)

We're still recovering from the wedding here- I finally posted Part 1 today!

Jungle Mom said...

I lost a few pounds last week! But, surgery and having "body parts" removed is probably not the best way to lose weight! LOL!

Jungle Mom said...

ROFLOL! Well, not really because that would hurt right now...you know my little thing about word verification? How I like to make a game of it? You will never guess what just came up on my last comment! imgrvy!!!! I am groovy!!! On your blog! LOL!

PEA said...

LOL too funny! I'm glad I can eat and drink what I want then! hehe xox

kailani said...

Aha! So that's the secret! LOL!

anno said...

And if the speaking English doesn't do you in, trying to spell it certainly will.

I love the diet!

Pam said...

So funny! Do you mind if I *borrow* it for my blog?

Karen said...

Love the diet tips-- especially now that I'm trying to lose 30 pounds for a cruise!

Julee said...

HA! This entire post made me laugh! You walka pasta the table.. hee hee

You know the word verification comment above? I read it as I'm Gravy :) But I'm Groovy is way cooler and makes way more sense!

groovyoldlady said...

Gravy IS Groovy...as long as you walk pasta it!

Borrow away, Pam - it's not mine!

Englich is horibble to learn.