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Mulletman: Just pack me the leftover sauerkraut for my lunch tomorrow.
Me: Are you sure it's still good? It's been in there for, like a month or something, hasn't it?
Mm: It HAS been there for a while. (Looks through the sides of the see-through container) It LOOKS alright; But why don't you smell it and see if it really is OK...