One of our pastors just emailed this out to the entire church:
"Because of a lack of participation I have decided to cancel the small group "thank you" banquet for Saturday, June 9. I hope this announcement will not incontinence those who have reserved this date. Sincerely in Christ, Pastor Ron"
Heh-heh-heh!
"will not incontinence you"...I suggest someone buy the pastor a dictionary??? lol Too funny!!
ReplyDeleteOh dear... church-wide incontinence could be a very bad thing.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Looks like one of those things you see in Readers Digest!
LOL!!to funny!
ReplyDeleteReader's Digest? I'm on it like a bonnet!
ReplyDeleteGotta love a Church that is so forgiving!!!! Incontinence! Now that's real authentic!
ReplyDeleteDiane
Oh dear. Sort of makes you wonder just what he was thinking about as he wrote this, no?
ReplyDeleteOh no!!!!! We don't want and mustn't have that! Can we say depends for everyone?
ReplyDeleteDid he realize his mistake and send out a revised email? LOL!
ReplyDeleteToo funny!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments today to Kev and to me. I hadn't thought of that song, but you are right on. I love that song!
LOL! I am frequently incontinenced, thank goodness for Depends - lol
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing! Hope you have a wonderful day!